Software Spellkaster Download

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You see, the SpellKaster program is so magical that it can't even be spelled. In just minutes from now because you'll download it directly to your computer.

Insolitology - SpellKaster Alleee and Franc's INSOLITOLOGY SpellKaster Bet you didn't know there were. Or should that be magikal? You see, the SpellKaster program is so magical that it can't even be spelled logically. Luckily, this program's website ('UNLOCK THE SECRET OF WEALTH, HAPPINESS, HEALTH, LOVE OR USE IT FOR REVENGE'!) is only one page, so I'll just comment on the entire thing as it goes. Sometimes, I have to convince myself that I'm not making this shit up. My Friends Laughed At Me When I First Told Them About How This Amazing Software Changed My Life.

Then they asked me how they could get it for themselves. Imagine if you had a way to achieve the wealth you've always wanted. What if you could drift off to sleep knowing that happiness and good fortune was yours and it was as simple as clicking a button? SpellKaster is the exciting new software that uses the advanced power of Radionic Energy to make all of your dreams and desires come true. The first thing we notice is that a crappy midi plays when you load the ad, even when you have your browser's 'play sounds' setting off.

Yeah, that's a good way to make a first impression. Anyway, are you surprised that it reads like a spam message? The software is copyrighted by 'EMG', which - unfortunately - is short for '. Yes, they have magic programs that can generate wealth with a mouse click, yet they're still resorting to the same 'let me make you a useless website and you have to make money by spamming it to EVERYONE' scam that zillions of other spammers use. Don't you love looking at a worthless product and deducing within all of three seconds that its creator doesn't even use it? SOFTWARE CONTROLLED RADIONIC ENERGY MAKES IT ALL POSSIBLE! Until now it simply wasn't possible.

All kinds of people waste Thousands of Dollars on psychics, fortunetellers and even voodoo. They hire questionable opportunists to cast spells or spin some wild curse because they simply do not know that a real power exists inside an easy to use software. Imagine using it on your computer right now.

This isn't just some gimmick - It's a powerful Radionic Energy generator that you can use to achieve the desires of your dreams. But it won't work if you don't understand why. Is there any reason 'Thousands of Dollars' is capitalized? Oh, right, it's probably the half-assed god of SpellKaster's programmer.

Anyway, what the hell is 'radionic energy'? Amazingly, left me with no answers, and all the websites I found about it also talked about such luminous topics as 'active talismans' and 'remote mind control software' and 'FDA UltraMK MIRACLE 6', so I can only presume that 'radionic energy' is simply an obscure synonym for 'bullshit'. Luckily, I was to soon learn differ - oh, wait, I wasn't. RADIONIC ENERGY IS ALL AROUND US THE POWER COMES TO THOSE WHO KNOW HOW TO USE IT Radionic Energy is comprised of the powerful vibrational forces that flow throughout our universe. This powerful energy affects all life forms on Earth. Animals, plants and human beings. Some people describe this powerful force as good luck, bad luck, fate, coincidence but the science behind the phenomena knows better.

SpellKaster modulates Radionic Energy through focused frequency generation. These frequencies cross the boundaries of mind and matter affecting everyone and everything. And when you use SpellKaster, you can focus that powerful energy on anyone - even yourself! And you'll see the software and Radionic Energy in action for yourself in just minutes from now.

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So radionic energy is just like the Force! And it can be generated and manipulated by nutcases who take the route of believing that ALL THINGS can be accomplished through the right 'frequency'! Given how well Windows works, I don't know if I'd want any software that can manipulate the energy of 'all living things'. What if it got buggy or crashed? Instead of the Blue Screen of Death, it'd start modulating bad luck energy, and then you'd get the Stupid Dreams of Death, grow ass crack hair, and have your chick leave you for another woman.

And then you'd have to pay $100 for Alex Chiu's 'Immortality Device' magnet bracelets to get de-modulated or something. But hey, it's nice to know that even though this is powerful energy, it still won't work if you 'don't understand why'. That would be so cool if you could use sheer ignorance to mute other powerful forces, like gravity or fire or kinetic energy. Airlines and fire departments could just hire on a bunch of retards, and there would be no need for expensive plane engines, firetrucks, or all that life risking.

And you could empty firearms on infants all day and they'd just laugh it off (you'd think the loud gunshots would scare them, but they don't understand sound waves either, so to hell with that, too). Leave it to the minds who invented 'radionic energy' to accidentally postulate a universe where the target audience for Adam Sandler films would be gravity-defying and invulnerable.